Aldo Marachlian is a New York–raised stand-up comedian known for his sharp, politely offensive humor
and his naturally friendly, man-of-the-people presence. Whether he’s lighting up a comedy club,
headlining a theater, or running into fans on a cruise ship, Aldo makes every crowd feel like
they’ve known him for years.

Born in Uruguay to an Italian mother and Armenian father, Aldo’s unique background gives his comedy
a flavor all its own. He’s been featured on Comedy Central, Walter Latham’s Comedy After Dark,
Amazon Prime’s Traffic Jam Comedy Jam, and was a longtime part of
The Luis Jimenez Morning Show on NYC radio. His comedy album Shoehorns & Spatulas
showcases his fast-paced stories and lovable edge.

These days, Aldo is performing worldwide aboard major cruise lines and headlining theaters across
the U.S. His fans love him because he’s as approachable off stage as he is hilarious on it —
a comedian who treats every show like it’s a reunion with 500 of his closest friends.
Aldo also performs in Spanish and continues to build a global fanbase one laugh at a time.

Politely Offensive: Aldo pushes the line with heart, never hate — the kind of comic
you can bring your friends, coworkers, and slightly twisted family members to.